This just in

OK, it's May 13, in the year 2007.

In the newspaper today was an article that obviously someone considered newsworthy.

The real way to lose weight is to eat less and exercise more.

OK, I'm serious here. I need to write a book about losing weight and get paid a lot of money for it. I mean, if THIS is still breaking news in this day and age, surely there is room for yet another book on the shelf and I may as well be the one to write it since it's obvious you don't have to actually present anything new to qualify as newsworthy.

Please share any tips or suggestions I should include in my book and I will thank you in the dedication.