Tuesday, May 01, 2007

There's always something new

You have heard of palm reading, I know. Now there is something new.

Toe Reading. Really.


Supposedly THE new thing in learning about yourself.


You may remember this photo - I posted it last summer to show how untalented I am at applying self-tanning lotion. I have been reading about toe-reading, and here's some basic info.
Big toe is your Destiny Toe. It shows your path and all your life's possibilities. If this toe is straight it means you have been true to your path. If it is crooked, so has your life's path been.
The second toe is the Communication Toe. The longer it is, the more you communicate. If the toe has a downward slant, it indicates you listen more than you talk.
Toe #3 is the toe which shows if you are focused on doing what you need to do, or more of a procrastinator.
Toe #4 (the ring toe?) is all about relationships - the right one with others, the left one with yourself. Medically speaking, apparently this toe is broken more often than any other toe.
Finally the pinkie toe. The right one is about prosperity, the left one about trust. The more of the toe nail that is showing, the more open you are to information and advice in these areas.
There you have it. The cutting edge of personality tests, and you heard it here first.

1 comment:

Mama Ava said...

Personally, I've always had an "ick" thing about people's feet. Toe reading, imho, should be confined to, "I wonder where she got those great sandals" and whether or not the person should invest in a decent pedicure or where they got the great one they're sporting.

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